Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

This review is dedicated to the big, loud guy who was 10 seats over from me. This movie really through me for a loop so I’m glad you were there to explain what I was seeing in every single scene. I don’t know how I ever watched and understood movies before you came along to explain them to me. Also, contrary to the opinion of a certain unnamed film critic, this film has no connection with the works of B√©la Tarr. You see, Werckmeister Harmonies is about long, uninterrupted takes whereas this film is all about reconstructing events from multiple security cameras. This film would probably be better if it was more like a Bela Tarr film, but that’s a whole other can of worms.

Check out my review over at The Lariat